The Brain Blog

It Works!

Imagine yourself having this weight leveling inside your head like a bag of cement and you find yourself in a position where your condition is absolutely far-flung. Well, it’s safe to say that your worrying days are finally over, though I won’t be held liable to any serious damage that may incur but the practice is worth the try.

A couple of months back, I was in a serious state of trauma, usually of which occurs to most students during the period of a final year project work. It was critically unstable; a strain in the eye, fatigueness and drooling of mucus due to excessive influenza. It felt like I was on the doorstep to death merely waiting for the grim reaper to toss me back to hell.

Then I did the unthinkable. I slammed my head across the key board so hard, i could have sworn I heard a crack in the skull in between and it felted good. yeah it was good and it even bled. I couldn’t even feel the pain probably my pain senses got its own senses knocked out from that impact. I felt a sudden warmth across my forehead as I put a finger across it, I felt blood. It was welcoming.

With the pain senses knocked down, I smashed my head again but this time onto the wooden cupboard. The impact shook the damn thing like a quake of epidemic proportions. Definitely higher than 10 on the richter scale. Oblivious to the first wave, I struck another blow again and the whole thing went blank. There was no pain, like I was in a deep, drugged semi-sleep and not in unconsciousness.

I thought I was dead but then later, I found myself on a stretcher with few little small monitors with green little lines and a couple of tubes all wrapped onto me and some apparatus attached to a stereotactic hat. One of the monitors had an inverted view of a brain. Yeah my brain which I was informed later on, was miracalously cured by that sudden boom.

And believe it or not, since that incident, I’ve never had a single stress in my entire life. Astounding discovery eh?

PS: By the way, here was what left of me when the medics arrived. I was sprawled onto the floor with my eyes bulged. Finally able to see myself in a picture when I was this close to death’s door.