Unleashing Aidil’s Super-Techno-Underpants 1.0
March 28, 2008 by der-prasiden
Have you ever had this feeling of regret of something mankind invented? Have you ever thought of what if mankind didn’t create this, I would be this or things could have been better the way it is than trying to change it with technology? Or what about the things that would have worked well if technology had interfered? While I settled down and laid a pretty good brainstorming session, I must say - and without blowing my own trumpet - I’ve come up with a little device which could help mankind and - womankind - greatly. All it needs is fine-tuning.
You see people coming in and go from meetings and instantly you know where they would head off. The loo. I’ve encountered a scenario, a very fresh scenario where a colleague just couldn’t hold it and had to delay the meeting for 10-20 minutes due to his untimely leakage and you could clearly see the agony of those impatiently waiting for his return.
The Solution : Aidil’s Super Techno Underpants
How it Works : Simply put it on and you’ve got Techno Underpants protecting your bladders.
Description : It acts like any other ordinary under pants but with its super cool gadgetry, you don’t need to tire yourself to the loo no more, you could do it at one single location whenever you want, wherever you are. Equipped with a full blown compressor that glues to your butt cheeks to avoid dripping so don’t worry about peeing. A fragrant pad is laid to rest to rid any unwanted aroma with a decaying agent that automatically decomposes droppings.It’s noise removal tool ensures silent operation is maintained during urination or bowel movements.
Other Scenario : A usual problem which happens at the movies. Imagine having the need to
release those toxic wastes out of your system without interrupting your
focus on the film, Aidil’s Super Techno Underpants is here to help!
Benefits : Cleaning your bowels has never been this easy, what more, if you could
do it when your driving or at the movies or in the meeting without the need to make a pit stop to the lavatory! Get AIDIL’S SUPER TECHNO-UNDERPANTS TODAY!
Prototype :
dude! just wear a diaper laa.. hahaha…
but anyway nice try.. maybe u should ask ur staff to use it as test bed.. huhu
SILLY!!!
hehee diaper? thats wat makes aidil’s super techno underpants different. Noise reduction and and a decomposing agent that allows u to reuse it as much as you want. hahaha.
weyh..freaky invention..but if it gets real..kinda cool!!
oh my god. finally i found something I can benefit from all those toilet visits. Can I pre-order “Aidil’s Super Techno Underpants” ? hahaha thats freaky but creative! It could work!
U forgot to mention the size for both underpants :)How come for women only “thong” type u should make it variety hahahaha… If Malaysian have a reality tv show about new invention I would suggest u should try for it!!!!
ahah..new inventions huh..nice try, propose to Ou..mayb he might think of it to put IBM chips inside.
Ewww…disgusting!
Instead of the invention, can I get the inventor? *wink
Psycho!!! =D
yucksss…. i won’t be comfortable wearing a thong…
knowing i’ll be carrying shits eventhough it has been decompose .. hahaha
good invention.. keep it up bro..