Confession of a hard fibrous husk Fruit Murderer.
June 5, 2008 by der-prasiden
My name is Aidil and I have a terrible secret. A secret which undoubtedly shall haunt the remaining of my hollow years. Though I work in the day and sleep in the night as how one would go to and fro around the globe, yet as my duties are relinquished, it is that very freedom that turns me into a shadowy figure of unspeakable horror. The day which one shall regard as tranquility will turn into a day where vile crimes are rampant and all humanity is lost.
Freezing wind tearing my face like sandpapers and razors with Icy hands and slick under my feet and somewhere in the background, the loud thud like a body being pushed from the top of a cliff and crushing down onto the asphalt; the hard fibrous husk cracks open revealing the little demons inside; watery, whitey, anything a demon would resemble. I’d taste those little demons to get my taste buds jamming before I pound another round for the big drop / KILL.
Cocos Nucifera.
Truth be told, as a humble vaudevillian being cast by the vicissitudes of fate, I am a coconut murderer so to speak and I am being paid to do just that.
KILL- PERIOD.
My job was to dispose coconuts from it’s trees, bag em’ ship em!
Sounds like a good plan for retirement.
Getting the touch of pre-modernization before I embark onto a journey of Coconut-killing-Spree.
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A good game of golf to get the dander on full gear. Whack em Ballz!
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The victims from my wrath! You can hide, but you can’t run!
COME TO PAPA!!!
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Murderers on the Loose. I swore at this point of time, I could hear the wail of sirens in the distance, yet nothing could hinder us from our dastardly deeds.
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The fruits of our killings! Now we need a bigger body bag!
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Our Chief of Justice. The man solely responsible for our pay. Glad to do business with you chap. As the wise man says "Killin’ is as easy as Breathin’ "
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I am having my oranges. Does that make me an orange murderer?
you coconut cracker you… hahaha!!
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